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Steel Panther Unveil First Ever Guitar Effects Pedal “The Pu$$y Melter”

It wasn’t too long ago that I showcased the latest bit of touring information for the band Steel Panther with the readership and if you missed that post somehow just click HERE to be brought up to date. Today, the band was making the headlines once again as they deliver their first ever guitar effects pedal called “The Pussy Melter”. Take a look down below for the full press release on the matter.

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The Press Release:
California rock and party legends Steel Panther continue to add new milestones to their decades old career. Today, the band announced they are getting in to the gear world with the release of their first-ever distortion pedal for guitarists. From the genius mind of guitar icon Satchel in conjunction with It’s Electric, the band is releasing the Pussy Melter. The pedal, which is made in the USA, has 4 knobs and a toggle switch so guitarists of all genders can customize the “Dirty”, “Sizzle”, “Booty”, and “Load” parameters of the tone to their individual liking. The Pussy Melter effects pedal will be a limited run with pre-orders currently underway and the units will begin to ship to consumers on October 1st. Each pedal will come with a certificate of authenticity and musicians all over the world can order their own pedal at: https://lnk.to/pussymelter.


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Steel Panther Announces “Sunset Strip Live” Additional Dates

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Since I somehow missed the notice about the Steel Panther “Sunset Strip Live” tour that will be hitting the road come August, I am catching up now with the announcement of several additional dates to the run. To see the list of where these merry maniacs will be landing, just scroll on down and if you plan on going to one of the gigs, lock up your daughters, wives, mistresses, aunts and girlfriends because it will be open season on the lot of them.

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The Tour Dates:
8/8 – Sturgis, SD @ Full Throttle Salloon
8/15 – Atlanta, GA @ Buckhead Theatre
8/16 – Glen Saint Mary, FL @ Jannus Live
8/17 – Orlando, FL @ The Plaza Live
8/18 – Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Culture Room
9/7 – Pauma Valley, CA @ Casino Pauma
9/8 – San Luis Obispo, CA @ The Freemont Theater
9/9 – Santa Cruz, CA @ Catalyst
9/22 – Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance
9/23 – Baltimore, MD @ Ram’s Head Live
9/25 – Kitchener, CANADA @ Maxwell’s
9/27 – New York, NY @ Play Station Theater
9/28 – Niagara Falls, NY @ The Rapids Theatre
9/29 – Providence, RI @ The Strand Theater
10/7 – San Juan Teotihuacan, MEXICO @ Force Fest 2018
10/12 – Regina, CANADA @ Casino Regina
10/13 – North Battleford, CANADA @ Gold Eagle Casino
10/25 – Raleigh, NC @ Ritz Raleigh
10/26 – North Myrtle Beach, SC @ House Of Blues
10/27 – Lynchburg, VA @ Phase 2
10/28 – Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore Charlotte

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PiercingMetal Thoughts: Having seen Steel Panther for many years at this point I can honestly say that I still enjoy myself at their shows, even if some of the jokes are the same locker room ones that have been recycled and morphed ever so slightly depending on the situation the band finds themselves in. Yet with that being said the band is clearly NOT for everyone. Today, our world finds itself offended at everything and the slightest affront forces changes upon the masses. No one seems to know how to take a joke anymore and everything, absolutely everything must be totally politically correct. If you are one of those masses who is startled at the slightest cuss word I encourage you to go to a Steel Panther gig and get your comeuppance. If the idea of an over-sexualized stage presentation makes you head to the confessional, then I also encourage you to go to a Steel Panther show for a swat on the keister that you will not soon forget. I’m joking of course and not about the treatment, and instead more about your type hitting one of these rip-roaringly fun shows. If you can’t take a joke, stay at home and yell at people on Facebook. Find your inner Keyboard Warrior, it’s all the rage today. What do the rest of you think about this round of tour dates? Are we partying or what? Chime in down below.

Official Website: http://www.steelpantherrocks.com

“Sexy Santa” (Single) by Steel Panther

Artist: Steel Panther
Title: “Sexy Santa” (Single)
Label: Universal Music
Release Date: 11/23/2009
Genre: Hard Rock
Rating: 4/5

With Christmas right around the corner I found myself looking for some other seasonal tracks to discuss and I was feeling like someone who should be on the naughty list when I realized that I had never before heard the Steel Panther original track “Sexy Santa”. It surprised me since I have been following the band since the release of their debut album “Feel The Steel” back in 2009 but with this kind of specialty tune its better late than never. Now, check those stockings at the mantelpiece and listen to my thoughts err read my thoughts about the “Sexy Santa” single by the Glam Rockers.
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“She’s Tight” (Single) by Steel Panther

Artist: Steel Panther
Title: “She’s Tight” (Single)
Label: Universal Music
Release Date: 9/29/2016
Genre: Hard Rock
Rating: 4/5

This is a pretty easy one to do because for as long as I can remember I have been a fan of the band Cheap Trick and one of the songs that I have always enjoyed was the number “She’s Tight” which comes from their “One On One” album. It had a fun video that I used to catch way back in the day on the still relatively new MTV station (when I went to the friend’s house who had the station of course). Now this little summary is not about the band from Rockford but is instead steering focus to those Glam Rock scoundrels in Steel Panther who have just released their own take on the tune. Let’s discuss.
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“The Stocking Song” by Steel Panther

Artist: Steel Panther
Title: “The Stocking Song”
Label: Universal Music
Release Date: 12/9/2014
Genre: Glam Rock/Satire Metal/Holiday Hard Rock
Rating: 4/5

I’m pretty sure that you know what you get when it comes to those raunchy bad boys of Glam Rock n Roll in Steel Panther at this point and with that being said, the guys have just unleashed a charming little Christmas ditty for the whole family to enjoy. Well, the family that is 18 years of age and above preferably since just like their material on albums such as “All You Can Eat” and “Balls Out”, “The Stocking Song” is loaded with double entendre and pseudo sexual innuendo. Done acoustically in terms of guitar with accompaniment on bongo, the tune is enhanced by some kazoo and jingle bells which bring the holiday spirit to a larger than big hair life. Lyrically Michael is singing about stuffing his partners stocking again and again and treating her to his homemade non alcoholic eggnog. Sorry, I am NOT explaining that one any deeper but somehow I think that I don’t need to. It’s a fun track and will only run you about a $1.25 via the legal downloading mediums and if you have been following the band for awhile now, you will likely want to add this to your collection and add the track to your own Holiday Rock and Metal playlists. It’s catchy enough that you will find yourself humming along after the first listen. “Ho, Ho, Ho” (or is that “Hoe”?).
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