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“Paint The Town” by One Dead Three Wounded

Artist: One Dead Three Wounded
Title: Paint The Town
Label: Novus Ordo
Release Date: January 24, 2006
Genre: Death Metal
Rating: 1/5

A voice explodes from your stereo’s speakers. “Blabbbabwawbwah-Hoooom,” it proclaims, and you ask yourself, “Is this some kind of a joke?”

There are few things more disheartening to a music fan than an album that’s a flagrant waste of a band that has clearly put in the time to practice their craft and master instruments, and, sadly, this CD is just such an album. As Nigel Tufnel so eloquently stated, ”there’s a thin line between clever and stupid,” and the content found here leans precariously toward the latter. Yet again we’re handed a catalog of death metal clichés, only this time the songs revel in unintentional self-parody, with the possible exception of “Burning Bridges Is So 1999,” and the most amusing thing about that assumed attempt at humor is the title. In short, if you need a good coaster for your beer, look no further.
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