Artist: Steel Panther
Title: “Sexy Santa” (Single)
Label: Universal Music
Release Date: 11/23/2009
Genre: Hard Rock
With Christmas right around the corner I found myself looking for some other seasonal tracks to discuss and I was feeling like someone who should be on the naughty list when I realized that I had never before heard the Steel Panther original track “Sexy Santa”. It surprised me since I have been following the band since the release of their debut album “Feel The Steel” back in 2009 but with this kind of specialty tune its better late than never. Now, check those stockings at the mantelpiece and listen to my thoughts err read my thoughts about the “Sexy Santa” single by the Glam Rockers.
“Sexy Santa” begins with a great “Tis The Season” riff that brings us right into some pure seasonal comedic gold. The band is singing about a once big and fat Santa Claus who is now is pretty fine shape and delivering the goods, I mean the “presents” to all the good girls and girls and girls that he can. Yeah sorry guys we were left out of this one. The lines are hilarious as we learn that Santa has a bitching sleigh and some rock-hard abs and that he knows who is naughty since he’s keeping tabs. The pseudo sexual innuendo is not so subtle as we learn about Santa visiting anyone with a stocking that’s in need of stuffing. Too much and I loved it. The riffs are rocking of course and there is just too many lines that I don’t feel that I should recant for you here. Since this is an older track it’s nice to know just how popular the band has become since this time. If you are building a Christmas Rock and Metal Playlist you MUST include this one. Now, get back to wrapping the presents that still need that to be done. Santa Claus is cumming to town if you can trust what the guys in Steel Panther have to say about it.
1. Sexy Santa
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