With this next concert tour announcement I am going to let the press release speak for itself because I am still not too sure how to explain this one to you – yes my friends I am talking about the one and the only Mac Sabbath, those purveyors of Fast Food Metal whose music will appeal to your midnight cravings and find you going up a belt size or two. Check it out and I’ll return afterward.
The Press Release:
The kings of “extra cheesy” metal covers, MAC SABBATH, are back this September to slay you with their fast food-themed renditions of Black Sabbath anthems. Dubbed the “Clown Power Tour” 2016, MAC SABBATH will be joined by equally mesmerizing one-man, painted Elvis Presley project, Clownvis Presley, originally discovered on Season 5 of America’s Got Talent.
Blissfully unaware of his own tour package, Ronald Osbourne unnervingly offered, “The clown Elvis bloke? Yes I know him, we clown folk stick together, he’s a magical mate with a show like nothing I’ve….What the bloody hell? On our tour??? You got to be kidding me! Who does he think he is! But you realize I’m the clown ozzzzzzz–”
“… Sorry, I think what Ronald is trying to say here is that MAC SABBATH will be joining forces with Clownvis Presley for a magical fun-tastic experience this summer on the Clown Power Tour 2016,” interjected manager Mike Odd, laughing nervously as he tightened Osbourne’s straightjacket.
The “Clown Power Tour” 2016 begins on August 25th in Las Vegas, NV and will run for about a month, ending in Tucson, AZ on September 17th. The band will perform a one-off show in Los Angeles on August 5th. See below for a full listing of MAC SABBATH tour dates.
The Tour Dates:
8/5 – Los Angeles, CA @ The Regent Theatre
8/25 – Las Vegas, NV @ Hard Rock Hotel
8/27 – Denver, CO @ Marquis Theatre
8/28 – Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theatre
8/30 – Green Bay, WI @ Lyric Room
8/31 – Detroit, MI @ Populux
9/1 – Pittsburgh, PA @ The Rex Theater
9/2 – Philadelphia, PA @ Underground Arts
9/3 – Asbury, Park, NJ @ House of Independents
9/4 – Rochester, NY @ The Montage Music Hall
9/5 – Burlington, VT @ Club Metronome
9/7 – Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore Silver Spring
9/8 – New York, NY @ The Gramercy Theatre
9/9 – Augusta, NJ @ Sussex County Fairgrounds
9/10 – Northampton, MA @ Pearl Street Ballroom
9/12 – Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
9/13 – Waterloo, IA @ Spicoli’s
9/14 – Lawrence, KS @ Jackpot Music Hall
9/15 – Colorado Springs, CO @ Black Sheep
9/16 – Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad
9/17 – Tucson, AZ @ Club Congress (NO Clownvis Presley)
Mixing raucous comedy with borderline-horrific theatrics, the only thing more petrifying than impending health problems resulting from years of overeating is a MAC SABBATH show. Show attendees should be prepared to partake in the fun – MAC SABBATH puts on a theatrical, multimedia stage show – complete with a smoking grill, laser-eyed clowns, bouncing burgers and many more magical surprises… basically anything and everything an unwary show-goer could ever want in their wildest dreams.
Hungry for more? Check out some MAC SABBATH livevideos via YouTube here:
“Frying Pan” – https://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM
“Pair-a-Buns” – https://youtu.be/GiAO2-SH3Wc
MAC SABBATH is: Grimalice – bass, Ronald Osbourne – vocals, The Cat Burglar – drums,
Slayer MacCheeze – guitar
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PiercingMetal Thoughts: Having only seen the band in action once I am still not sure what I witnessed up there but it sure was a whole lot of caloric fun and their show really did leave me with a filled feeling from head to toe. For some reason I was craving some fast food on my way home but I am not sure why. Some of my friends think I am ridiculous in being interested in this kind of group as opposed to the more “worthy” stuff but I think there is something in this show for everyone. The worst thing that can happen for you is that you go up a belt size or two based on how much of their show you can consume. Sorry I had to throw in an equally bad pun. So tell me dear foodies, what do you think of this band and their tour announcement? Will you be on line choosing from their Metal Menu? Let me know in the comments section below. Now, order up!
Official Website: http://www.facebook.com/macsabbath