Attention Metal and Geek Fans across the known galaxy, this is not a drill but instead an alert that should find you preparing for a visit from the Emperor himself as the Galactic Empire has announced their “We’ve Got Company” Tour that will set base camp across numerous territories. Behold the secured propaganda below.
Loyal Citizens of the Galactic Empire, in our continuing efforts to eradicate the rebellion we are embarking on a US tour with our allies in dangerkids. Garrisons will be set up in each city to ensure no rebel scum undermine our plans.
The Occupation Dates:
07/12 -Baltimore, MD – Ottobar
07/13 – Virginia Beach, VA – Shaka’s
07/14 – Raleigh, NC – Lincoln Theatre
07/15 – Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade – Hall
07/17 – Louisville, KY – Trixie’s Entertainment Complex
07/18 – Chicago, IL – Bottom Lounge
07/19 – St. Louis, MO – Fubar
07/21 – Oklahoma City, OK – Center of the Galaxy Fest
07/22 – Oklahoma City, OK – Center of the Galaxy Fest
07/23 – Dallas, TX – RBC
07/24 – Houston, TX – Scout Bar
07/26 – Jacksonville, FL – 1904 Music Hall
07/27 – Tampa, FL – The Orpheus
07/28 – Lake Park, FL – Kelsey Theatre
07/29 – Orlando, FL – The Social
07/31 – Greensboro, NC – Blind Tiger
08/01 – Knoxville, TN – The Concourse at the International
08/02 – Columbus, OH – Skully’s Music Diner
08/03 – Cleveland, OH – The Agora – Ballroom
08/04 – Buffalo, NY – Studio at Waiting Room
08/05 – Cambridge, MA – The Middle East – Downstairs
08/06 – New York, NY – Webster Hall – Marlin Room
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PiercingMetal Thoughts: I’ve got to make this quick based on the dangers all around me but clearly fans of the Star Wars mythology will learn the power of the Dark Side as these emissaries patrol our lands with the goal of eliminating any resistance that they might find. I’ve been wanting to catch this band since I first saw their video for the “Star Wars – Imperial March” a year ago and I’m surprised that I have never chanced upon them at the NY Comic Con and related events so far. My hope is that our own regional show finds an appearance by the 501st Legion as well since that will make it a true Imperial takeover of the soon to be closing for renovation Webster Hall. So what do you loyalists think about this one? Will you be pledging allegiance to the whims of the Empire? Say your piece down in the comments below but remember, the Dark Lord of the Metal Sith will know if you are lying. Now it’s time for me to get to the nearest escape pod before someone discovers me……Wait, what’s that noise, no! It can’t be possible, I’ve covered all of my tracks and masked all of my thoughts and sig……………………………………….
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Galactic Empire: https://www.facebook.com/galacticempireofficial/