Before you read this one I ask you readers “What Is Best In Life?” and I hope you know the answer that I am seeking from the classic “Conan” film from so long ago now. Since it’s late and I’m having trouble focusing on the view screen I’ll share the news that the band known as CONAN will be visiting these parts from their faraway lands of Cimmeria. Truly the Hyborian Age is upon us once more. Read on to these translations of ancient scrolls.
The Press Release:
CONAN are as heavy as interplanetary thunder amplified through the roaring black hole anus of Azathoth. Remember that sentence, for it is writ large in virgin blood on the walls of the forgotten temple of Bol-Krastor, deep in the steaming forests of forgotten Lemuria. Conan, a monumentally brutal three piece (in the grand tradition of all the hallowed three pieces through time) hold a sinew-tight line and an iron-grip command over the uber-synchronised powerchord changes and tempo-shifts of the anti-holy trio of bass, drums and guitar. Two weary yet defiant men have the task of vocalizing wretched thoughts over the turgid weight of CONAN’s metalized bombast. They bear it well, for the task is immense. Now they bring this immense task back to North America this May on tour with North. In addition to the headline run, CONAN will also take part in this year’s Maryland Death Fest and 71 Grind Fest in Colorado Springs, CO. A complete list of dates can be found below.
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