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“Index Case” by Index Case

Artist: Index Case
Title: Index case
Label: Mortal Music
Release Date: September 27, 2005
Genre: Metal
Rating: 0/5 (the zero’s for making me feel like a pussy just for listening to it)

You know those totally wimped-out and ball-less bands seen performing in teen hangouts on TV shows like “Smallville” and “Buffy the Vampire Slayer?” Well, allow me to introduce you to their allegedly metal cousin. The bombast, fire & brimstone, and general badassery — to say nothing of the testosterone — found in real examples of the genre are wholly lacking here, the album itself being so innocuous and twee that you wouldn’t be surprised to catch your eleven-year-old sister listening to and mooning over how sensitive the singer, Joe Ansley, is.
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